NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND HER

The recent announcement that genetic engineers have generated a living organism using synthetic DNA sequencing has been ridiculed as "old news" by scientists at Rice University. According to Dr. Grayson Sackmire, Professor of Biochemistry, "over 20 years ago we created Lady GaGa in one of our laboratories out of discarded Handi-Wipes and a bird cage, and she's still going strong."