NEBRASKA JETTISONS OLD SPARKY FOR NFL DRAFT FOOTAGE
On the basis of a recommendation from its state medical association, Nebraska will replace the electric chair with videos of the annual National Football League draft as a means of delivering capital punishment to death row prisoners, beginning in 2011. "It's a much more humane procedure," Dr. Quentin Thornberry of the Department of Corrections announced at a press conference on Sunday. "In some cases it can take an electric chair up to 7 minutes to completely fry an inmate, especially if he or she weighs more than 200 pounds. On the other hand, watching the NFL draft typically causes brain death within 45 seconds, especially if it's the Oakland Raiders' turn to make a pick. We've all noticed that fans who follow the draft religiously every year appear just a little bit 'slow' in everyday conversation."
On the basis of a recommendation from its state medical association, Nebraska will replace the electric chair with videos of the annual National Football League draft as a means of delivering capital punishment to death row prisoners, beginning in 2011. "It's a much more humane procedure," Dr. Quentin Thornberry of the Department of Corrections announced at a press conference on Sunday. "In some cases it can take an electric chair up to 7 minutes to completely fry an inmate, especially if he or she weighs more than 200 pounds. On the other hand, watching the NFL draft typically causes brain death within 45 seconds, especially if it's the Oakland Raiders' turn to make a pick. We've all noticed that fans who follow the draft religiously every year appear just a little bit 'slow' in everyday conversation."
posted by Mike | 8:35 PM
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Professor Charles F. Tyler at the University of Phoenix has let the heat melt his mind. More legal people come everyday to escape the cold. Did charles never hear about snowbirds? Theillegales still come also. Charles is a fool lier. like all the other ed union lackies of their national socialist workers party
Here's your joke:::
Military pilot who had sex with an 11 year old boy when he was 17!!!
A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HAD SEX WITH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!! He needs to be on a sexual preditor list.
How long did he masterbate and think about having sex with boys? In boot camp? Into his flight training? 20, 25 YEARS OLD??? OLDER???
"Creepy rotten grape attached to an otherwise normal bunch." Joke's on you.
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