VICTORY IN GREEN BAY PROVES COSTLY FOR GIANT TRIO
A recent New Haven Register article on the upcoming Super Bowl was headlined, "Road-Tested Giants Oozing with Swagger" (no joke). When questioned by reporters, Giants coach Tom Coughlin admitted that three members of the team had contracted a low-grade venereal infection after engaging in unprotected sex two weeks ago with 23-year-old Trixie Chardonnay, an exotic dancer at the club "Who Let the Dogs Out?" in Green Bay. All three players have been on antibiotics for the past 48 hours, and two of them should be ready for the big game this Sunday. According to Coughlin, the third player "is still oozing quite a bit of swagger," and is unlikely to suit up for the contest. "The poor guy can hardly walk, he's oozing so much," the coach lamented. "When the trainer tried to fit him with a kindler, gentler athletic cup the other day, we could hear the screams all the way back at our hotel. It's a damn shame."
A recent New Haven Register article on the upcoming Super Bowl was headlined, "Road-Tested Giants Oozing with Swagger" (no joke). When questioned by reporters, Giants coach Tom Coughlin admitted that three members of the team had contracted a low-grade venereal infection after engaging in unprotected sex two weeks ago with 23-year-old Trixie Chardonnay, an exotic dancer at the club "Who Let the Dogs Out?" in Green Bay. All three players have been on antibiotics for the past 48 hours, and two of them should be ready for the big game this Sunday. According to Coughlin, the third player "is still oozing quite a bit of swagger," and is unlikely to suit up for the contest. "The poor guy can hardly walk, he's oozing so much," the coach lamented. "When the trainer tried to fit him with a kindler, gentler athletic cup the other day, we could hear the screams all the way back at our hotel. It's a damn shame."
posted by Mike | 7:02 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Mike, catching up on a few weeks of you, while cooking. You have Axel and me well entertained - it is nice we don't have to wait till June/OBTC to enjoy your joyful views on current reality.
Mike- excellent to see you're keeping up on the important stuff. Isn't it too cold in Green Bay for any VD to take hold of anyone?? See you in June!
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