DODD WITHDRAWS......AGAIN!

(Associated Press) Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd re-announced his withdrawal from the Presidential race on Friday. Apparently, no one was paying attention when he announced his withdrawal the first time. Dodd had received only 6 votes in the New Hampshire primary, 2 votes less than Justin Timberlake. Dodd complained that Timberlake had run a smear campaign, portraying the Senator as "a man whose head resembles a cotton puff." "I feel bad for any white man running for President this year," Dodd whined. "Look what they did to Kucinich. The media made him look like a crazy man. Wait a minute, scratch that. He is a crazy man."