NORRIS, McCAIN TO SETTLE DISPUTE IN STEEL-CAGE MATCH?
Campaigning for Mike Huckabee on Sunday, actor Chuck Norris said that Sen. John McCain is too old (72) to handle the pressure of being president (no joke). Norris, who suffered numerous kung-fu kicks to the head while starring in the TV series Walker: Texas Ranger, also claimed that Tootsie Rolls were too chewy to be a vegetable and poison ivy was too itchy to be Secretary of State.
Campaigning for Mike Huckabee on Sunday, actor Chuck Norris said that Sen. John McCain is too old (72) to handle the pressure of being president (no joke). Norris, who suffered numerous kung-fu kicks to the head while starring in the TV series Walker: Texas Ranger, also claimed that Tootsie Rolls were too chewy to be a vegetable and poison ivy was too itchy to be Secretary of State.
posted by Mike | 9:02 PM
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Speaking of Tootsie Rolls, I know a guy who believes he's discovered their source - Kitty Litter boxes, though he doesn't appear to like the way his candy tastes.
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