PRETZEL LOGIC?

Northwest Airlines announced today that the size of its pretzel packages has shrunk to the point where it is no longer possible to insert even a single pretzel into them. Thus, beginning on February 1st, every package will contain a voucher that can be redeemed for a bag of the twisty snack treats once the plane lands. "Problem identified, problem analyzed, problem solved," beamed Northwest President Ned Paflin. "That's the Northwest way."