WHEN I AM KING......
......no televised sporting event will ever have a pre-game show that lasts more than 15 minutes. The only exception will be the annual Heaven vs. Hell Four-Legged Race, in which God the Father, the Holy Ghost, and Jesus compete against Satan, Hitler, and Dick Cheney.
In addition, any TV sports announcer who utters the sentence, "He's a tremendous player but an even better person" will be shot. Immediately. By the player he just described.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Grin will be on hiatus until January 17th, as our team of reporters and fact-checkers travel with the Presidential candidates to the next primary sites. We'll be returning with a truckload of first-person interview late next week!
......no televised sporting event will ever have a pre-game show that lasts more than 15 minutes. The only exception will be the annual Heaven vs. Hell Four-Legged Race, in which God the Father, the Holy Ghost, and Jesus compete against Satan, Hitler, and Dick Cheney.
In addition, any TV sports announcer who utters the sentence, "He's a tremendous player but an even better person" will be shot. Immediately. By the player he just described.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Grin will be on hiatus until January 17th, as our team of reporters and fact-checkers travel with the Presidential candidates to the next primary sites. We'll be returning with a truckload of first-person interview late next week!
posted by Mike | 10:15 PM
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