AND THE WORLD'S WORST JOB.....

......has to be writing the one-paragraph descriptions that appear on the the little square envelopes containing Netflix movies. The descriptions must say that the film is good, no matter how atrocious it actually is. Just once I'd like to see a sentence proclaiming that "everyone associated with the making of this piece of cinematic dreck should be smothered in their sleep and fed to wild hogs."

Just once.