BUT DO THE WAFERS GET STALE?

(Associated Press) On May 13th of this year, approximately 150,000 Brazilians attended a Mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI in Aparecida (no joke). The Vatican has just announced that the communion portion of the service concluded this morning, December 26th, at 8:15 am Brazilian time. According to Vatican researchers, this represents the longest communion service in the history of the Catholic Church: 7 months and 13 days. During this period, 72 of the faithful starved to death while waiting in line. "That's the bad news," commented Papal spokesman Cardinal Farnutti Suropinyata. "The good news is that 28 babies were born to women in that line, and 139 women became pregnant. It was incredible! This was our Woodstock! On Christmas eve, we actually helicoptered Prince in to play a set for the crowd. Does it get any better than this? Little Red Corvette RULES!!!"