IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE: VOTERS TAKE HEED
(Associated Press) The New Year began with a stern warning to U.S. citizens from the Supreme Being at 12:01 am this morning. In a press conference broadcast live by PBS across the nation, the Holy Ghost advised Americans "not to elect another idiot as President" in 2008. According to the Holy Ghost, "God is not kidding around. The 2000 election was a disaster, and 2004 was even worse. I'm afraid the Almighty Father is going to do something really bad to you guys if you piss Him off again. He's been playing a lot with his meteor-launcher lately."
(Associated Press) The New Year began with a stern warning to U.S. citizens from the Supreme Being at 12:01 am this morning. In a press conference broadcast live by PBS across the nation, the Holy Ghost advised Americans "not to elect another idiot as President" in 2008. According to the Holy Ghost, "God is not kidding around. The 2000 election was a disaster, and 2004 was even worse. I'm afraid the Almighty Father is going to do something really bad to you guys if you piss Him off again. He's been playing a lot with his meteor-launcher lately."
posted by Mike | 11:01 AM
2 Comments:
Unfortunately that doesn't bode well for New Hampshire -- with the state motto "Live Free or Die"...
MP
Looking at Iowa it seems Americans are not listening!
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