IS HILLARY ON STEROIDS?

(Associated Press, Nov. 17) Barack Obama shocked reporters on Friday when he accused Hillary Clinton of taking steroids prior to the Democratic candidates' debate in Las Vegas. "Just look at her!" screamed Obama, who was obviously agitated. "She came out of the gate in Las Vegas full of confidence, swagger, and sass. How could this be the same woman who was so meek and unassuming back in the 90s, when her husband was playing "jiggle the joystick" with Monica Lewinsky? Answer that question, why don'tcha?"

When asked exactly that question later in the day by Katie Couric in an exclusive interview for CBS News, Clinton responded with a defiant "What the hell are you talking about?" and proceeded to bite off the head of a live squirrel she was carrying.