WELCOME BACK, DON!

Controversial radio host Don Imus will return to the air with a new show in early December (no joke). As WABC spokesman Bert Twinkles explained in a press conference, "In view of the fact that all of our nation's racial problems have been solved in the past six months as a result of Mr. Imus being fired by WFAN for his insensitive comments about the women's basketball team at Rutgers, it seems only fair to give the I-Man another chance. This is not about making money, it's about restoring justice."

Right on, Mr. Twinkles. Right on.