BUD SELIG, WIELDING A BIG BAT
(Associated Press) Scoffing at critics who claim that playing a World Series game in Denver on a Saturday night in late October -- when the temperature is expected to dip to 40 degrees -- is the height of lunacy, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig came out swinging at a press conference on Friday. Claiming that professional ball players are "manly men" who are not intimidated by the prospect of a little frostbite, the Commissioner indicated his intention to watch the entire game with his pants down and his exposed genitalia resting in a small plastic bowl filled with ice cubes. "I would never ask our players to do anything that I wouldn't do," the feisty Selig asserted.
(Associated Press) Scoffing at critics who claim that playing a World Series game in Denver on a Saturday night in late October -- when the temperature is expected to dip to 40 degrees -- is the height of lunacy, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig came out swinging at a press conference on Friday. Claiming that professional ball players are "manly men" who are not intimidated by the prospect of a little frostbite, the Commissioner indicated his intention to watch the entire game with his pants down and his exposed genitalia resting in a small plastic bowl filled with ice cubes. "I would never ask our players to do anything that I wouldn't do," the feisty Selig asserted.
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