HEY, GUYS -- BETTER RESERVE YOUR CELL NOW
In a new study released on Tuesday by the U.S. Department of Justice, a distinguished criminologist at Cornell University predicts that by the year 2018 every adult male in the United States will be in prison. According to Professor L. Duckworth Hobson, much of the startling increase in the male crime rate over the past decade has been due to men actually robbing themselves at gunpoint. "It's crazy out there," Duckworth asserts. "What's particularly bizarre is that some men attempt to resist self-robbery, and end up shooting themselves when one hand struggles to wrest control of the gun from the other. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen."
In a new study released on Tuesday by the U.S. Department of Justice, a distinguished criminologist at Cornell University predicts that by the year 2018 every adult male in the United States will be in prison. According to Professor L. Duckworth Hobson, much of the startling increase in the male crime rate over the past decade has been due to men actually robbing themselves at gunpoint. "It's crazy out there," Duckworth asserts. "What's particularly bizarre is that some men attempt to resist self-robbery, and end up shooting themselves when one hand struggles to wrest control of the gun from the other. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen."
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