ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SURGES AS GOD ENDORSES MORMONS
(Associated Press, Oct. 19) Republican Mitt Romney's Presidential prospects took a decided turn for the better on Friday, when the Celestial News Bureau announced that God had chosen Mormonism as the World's One True Religion for 2008. The Supreme Being told reporters that "I love the buttoned-down wackiness of these folks. On the one hand, is there a more white-bread name for a founder than Joseph Smith? On the other, just look under the hood of a Mormon temple and what do you find? A bunch of lusty guys and gals who, when left to their own devices, embrace polygamy like Colonel Sanders hugging an Extra Crispy chicken breast."
The Mormon faith will replace 2007's One True Religion, Zorastrianism, on January 1st.
(Associated Press, Oct. 19) Republican Mitt Romney's Presidential prospects took a decided turn for the better on Friday, when the Celestial News Bureau announced that God had chosen Mormonism as the World's One True Religion for 2008. The Supreme Being told reporters that "I love the buttoned-down wackiness of these folks. On the one hand, is there a more white-bread name for a founder than Joseph Smith? On the other, just look under the hood of a Mormon temple and what do you find? A bunch of lusty guys and gals who, when left to their own devices, embrace polygamy like Colonel Sanders hugging an Extra Crispy chicken breast."
The Mormon faith will replace 2007's One True Religion, Zorastrianism, on January 1st.
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