BOSOM BUDDIES, OR.....HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. ROBINSON

According to a recent article in TIME magazine, "cross-nursing, in which mothers breast-feed one another's babies," is making a comeback in the United States (no joke). Hmmmm. Have they really thought this through, I wonder? Will teenage boys of the future start using guilt-inducing strategies to seduce the "hot moms" of their best friends? "Gee whiz, Mrs. Bixby, it's not like we've never done this before!"

I sense an epidemic of sexual dysfunction arriving in the U.S. in about 15 years. You heard it here first.