I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, TRAILER PARK TRASH

It used to be that having a million dollars counted for something in this country.

Not any more.

Some of you may remember the following advertising jingle:

"Chock Full O' Nuts is the heavenly coffee,
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy."

Well, listen closely the next time you hear that ditty on the radio. Now it goes:

"Chock Full O' Nuts is the heavenly coffee,
Better coffee a billionaire's money can't buy."

I'm not joking. This is what they're actually singing.

So, to all you millionaires out there: Get over yourselves. Nobody cares about your pathetic little piles of tens, twenties, and fifties any more, least of all Chock Full O' Nuts. Come back when you've got some real money.