WHEN I AM KING..........
........anyone who puts up outdoor Christmas decorations before December 1st will be summarily executed. I'm not kidding; while standing in a bathtub filled with Poland Spring water and starving piranha, you'll be bound and gagged with a string of Christmas tree lights that are plugged into a wall outlet by an atheist.
Don't say I didn't warn you. This madness has got to stop.
........anyone who puts up outdoor Christmas decorations before December 1st will be summarily executed. I'm not kidding; while standing in a bathtub filled with Poland Spring water and starving piranha, you'll be bound and gagged with a string of Christmas tree lights that are plugged into a wall outlet by an atheist.
Don't say I didn't warn you. This madness has got to stop.
posted by Mike | 8:21 PM
1 Comments:
You're a party pooper!
You need some Christmas Cheer! I think I'll sing "Jingle Bells" down the hall for the next 2 months!
Enjoy, Mike. In January we get to put big red hearts on the doors and in February the Easter bunny will be freezing his little cotton tail off out there!
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