GRIN, now with Vitamin C!!!

Of course, I am honored that Grin has been named the best new blog of the year by TIME, Rolling Stone, Elle, The Daily Worker, Golf Digest, and The L.L. Bean Fall 2006 Hunting and Fishing Catalog. But now there's even more reason to read Grin every day! Beginning with this installment, each entry of Grin provides readers with 100% of their Minimum Daily Requirement of Vitamin C. Using a new technology developed by the makers of Tang Orange Drink, the Grin computer screen delivers a laser-laden dose of Vitamin C whenever a human eye gazes upon it. Just think: you'll never have to drink another glass of orange juice again! All that time you've been wasting urinating can now be devoted to Grin. Is that cool or what?

Also in the works: a secretion device embedded in a mouse pad that allows Grin to provide male readers with industrial-strength doses of Cialis. In a pilot test of this technology in Florida, the results were impressive. For example, 72-year-old Jacob Snarkfollops of Sarasota writes: "My wife Blanche used to nag me to death because of the hours I'd spend on the Internet downloading porn. But now, thanks to Grin with Cialis, she actually encourages me to go on the computer! Hot damn, this is something else! For God's sake, Blanche, hold your horses; I'll be there in a minute!"

Remember Grin's motto: "It's all about you.....except when it's not."