DID OBAMA CURSE JOE WILSON ON WEDNESDAY?

The White House has not commented on an Associated Press report that a Secret Service microphone attached to the inside pocket of Barack Obama's suit recorded the President muttering "You Suck" under his breath immediately after Congressman Joe Wilson yelled "You Lie" during Obama's address to Congress on Wednesday night. Nancy Pelosi, seated immediately behind the President, said that she was listening to Meat Loaf on her ipod throughout the speech, and thus heard nothing. Vice President Joe Biden, seated next to Pelosi, claimed that he was distracted by a daydream about Kate Winslet during the address, and thus could neither confirm nor deny the AP report. "But just for the record," Biden noted, "Joe Wilson does suck -- and he also bites the big one."