VENEZUELA IN, URANUS OUT
Miss Venezuela has won the 2009 Miss Universe crown for the 2nd year in a row and the 6th time since the pageant's creation (no joke). Immediately following the competition, Miss Uranus, who finished dead last for the 14th consecutive year, announced that her planet would no longer participate in the pageant. "It's just not fair," Wendy Tpxztl claimed. "Every year we send the most beautiful anus on our planet to Earth, at great expense to all Ur-anuses. And every year we are humiliated and subjected to cruel jokes by the other contestants and judges. Quite frankly, we've had enough."
Miss Venezuela has won the 2009 Miss Universe crown for the 2nd year in a row and the 6th time since the pageant's creation (no joke). Immediately following the competition, Miss Uranus, who finished dead last for the 14th consecutive year, announced that her planet would no longer participate in the pageant. "It's just not fair," Wendy Tpxztl claimed. "Every year we send the most beautiful anus on our planet to Earth, at great expense to all Ur-anuses. And every year we are humiliated and subjected to cruel jokes by the other contestants and judges. Quite frankly, we've had enough."
posted by Mike | 9:14 PM
1 Comments:
I think the poor Plutonites have it worse. Their contestants have been erroneoulsy sent to Orlando, Fl and Anaheim, CA for 7 years now!
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