THE SANFORDS: A COUNTRY'S CHARM, A WIFE'S DEVOTION

The wife of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford moved out of the official governor's residence on Friday (no joke). "I will be relocating to Argentina," Jenny Sanford told a group of reporters. "Mark assures me that the only reason he's been playing "poke the possum" with his skank mistress is that he has fallen in love with Argentina. He says that it's an absolutely beautiful country, and he can't resist it. That's why he keeps going back. If I get an apartment there, he promises to stay with me rather than with Ms. Cootie Pants when he travels to South America. I really do think we can rebuild our relationship."