BARACK BRINGS AMERICA TO THE BRINK....AND BEYOND?

"GOP Predicts Doomsday if Obama Budget Passed" (genuine Associated Press headline). Elaborating on this forecast, Republican Senator Orrin Hatch said that Fire Monkeys from Hell would emerge from sewers around the U.S., disemboweling men, ravishing women, devouring babies, and neutering pets. "It would be worse than watching three consecutive episodes of The Daily Show," the Senator warned.