OBAMA ADMITS STEROID USE, GIVES GOOD REASON
President Barack Obama stunned reporters on Monday, admitting during his press conference that he took steroids while campaigning in the 2008 New Hampshire primary. "I'm ashamed of myself," the contrite Leader of the Free World proclaimed. "But damn, you try getting your ass outta bed at 4:30 am in Nashua, New Hampshire when the temperature outside is minus-twelve-degrees Fahrenheit. It ain't easy, bro." Obama indicated that he obtained the banned substance at a Christmas party held by Alex Rodriguez and Madonna in honor of her navel ring.
President Barack Obama stunned reporters on Monday, admitting during his press conference that he took steroids while campaigning in the 2008 New Hampshire primary. "I'm ashamed of myself," the contrite Leader of the Free World proclaimed. "But damn, you try getting your ass outta bed at 4:30 am in Nashua, New Hampshire when the temperature outside is minus-twelve-degrees Fahrenheit. It ain't easy, bro." Obama indicated that he obtained the banned substance at a Christmas party held by Alex Rodriguez and Madonna in honor of her navel ring.
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