A-ROD VS. THE HOLOCAUST: AND THE WINNER IS.....
The International Council on Crimes Against Humanity, based in Geneva, has revised its list of the 10 most horrific evils in the history of the human race. Replacing the Holocaust in the # 1 position is the use of steroids by baseball star Alex Rodriguez in the 1990s. Moving into the # 2 slot is the smoking of marijuana by Olympic champion Michael Phelps last November. The Holocaust is now ranked # 3, and the deaths of 1.7 million Cambodians during the regime of Pol Pot has dropped to # 4. In a statement to the press, Council spokesman Bjorn Gurtlesen noted that "the Holocaust had a nice run at # 1 [over 60 years], but the damage that Mr. Rodriguez has done to idol-worshipping boys all over the world is incalculable. Ditto that for Mr. Phelps."
The International Council on Crimes Against Humanity, based in Geneva, has revised its list of the 10 most horrific evils in the history of the human race. Replacing the Holocaust in the # 1 position is the use of steroids by baseball star Alex Rodriguez in the 1990s. Moving into the # 2 slot is the smoking of marijuana by Olympic champion Michael Phelps last November. The Holocaust is now ranked # 3, and the deaths of 1.7 million Cambodians during the regime of Pol Pot has dropped to # 4. In a statement to the press, Council spokesman Bjorn Gurtlesen noted that "the Holocaust had a nice run at # 1 [over 60 years], but the damage that Mr. Rodriguez has done to idol-worshipping boys all over the world is incalculable. Ditto that for Mr. Phelps."
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