HOW MANY CLOWNS CAN YOU STUFF INTO A VW BEETLE?
Fewer than 20 percent of U.S. clinics follow professional guidelines on how many embryos should be used for younger women, according to a recent report (no joke). The worst offender is Buckets O' Babies in Amarillo, Texas, which uses current gas prices to gauge the number of embryos implanted. "If unleaded is running $2.25 a gallon, then we insert 225 embryos during a routine procedure," B-O-B President Dexter Farnworthy commented. "It works for us, and our clients have never complained."
Fewer than 20 percent of U.S. clinics follow professional guidelines on how many embryos should be used for younger women, according to a recent report (no joke). The worst offender is Buckets O' Babies in Amarillo, Texas, which uses current gas prices to gauge the number of embryos implanted. "If unleaded is running $2.25 a gallon, then we insert 225 embryos during a routine procedure," B-O-B President Dexter Farnworthy commented. "It works for us, and our clients have never complained."
posted by Mike | 8:45 PM
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Just what we need... a baby boom in a red state!
Alex
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