LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR, GOD ADVISES
57% of Americans believe that God's intervention could save a family member's life even if physicians judged treatment to be futile, according to a recent survey (no joke). In a follow-up interview, God asserted that He had not used divine intervention in such a fashion in the United States since August 1974. "A 93-year-old devout Catholic woman accidentally swallowed her rosary beads, and I felt bad for her," God observed. "But two days after I cure her, she trips over a neighbor's cat and falls down three flights of stairs in her apartment building. That was all she wrote. Not a damn thing I could do. What a mess that was."
57% of Americans believe that God's intervention could save a family member's life even if physicians judged treatment to be futile, according to a recent survey (no joke). In a follow-up interview, God asserted that He had not used divine intervention in such a fashion in the United States since August 1974. "A 93-year-old devout Catholic woman accidentally swallowed her rosary beads, and I felt bad for her," God observed. "But two days after I cure her, she trips over a neighbor's cat and falls down three flights of stairs in her apartment building. That was all she wrote. Not a damn thing I could do. What a mess that was."
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