PALIN STRIKES BACK, SIDES WITH THE CONFEDERACY

(Associated Press) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has blamed Bush administration policies for the defeat last week of the GOP ticket (no joke). In an interview with Fox News, Palin claimed that "if George W. Bush hadn't gone plumb crazy and abolished slavery in 2002, we never would have lost this year. The Democrats would have been forced to run Hillary against us, and trust me, by the time I got finished with her, there would have been nuthin' left of that little twit but the cuffs on her pants suit!"