McCAIN LIES THROUGH TEETH DURING INTERVIEW, BLAMES POW EXPERIENCE

In a Tuesday night appearance on the Tonight Show, John McCain told Jay Leno that Sarah Palin did not damage his presidential bid (no joke). He also claimed that having skin cancer had been one of the most enjoyable experiences of his life, providing him with a level of happiness that he hadn't known since the age of 15, when he was hit in the crotch by a flying Louisville Slugger that slipped out of the hands of Roger Maris at a Yankee game.