AND IT'S ALSO NOT TRUE THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY TWO SCOOPS EVERY TIME

Burlington, Vt. - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent a letter last week to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, co-founders of ice cream icon Ben & Jerry's, urging them to replace cow's milk in their products with human breast milk (no joke).

There is no truth to the rumors that Ben & Jerry's next three flavors will be Parton Pistachio, Mammary Mint Chocolate Chip, and Ta-Ta Tutti Fruiti.