GATES STEPS UP TO THE PLATE TO RESCUE U.S. FROM FINANCIAL CRISIS
(Associated Press) Bill Gates has agreed to buy the United States. After intense negotiations between Gates and representatives of the Bush administration over the past 48 hours, the Microsoft founder indicated his intention to purchase the U.S. for a sum of $63.7 billion. Gates will cover all of the nation's debts, pay off every mortgage that is in jeopardy, and subsidize any U.S. financial institution, private or public, that is in danger of failing. "It's the least I can do," Gates commented at a press conference. "At times like these, those of us who are greedy and smart should reach out a helping hand to those who are greedy and stupid."
In January 2009 the country will be renamed the United Gates of America. The process of implanting MS Word software into the brains of all newborns is scheduled to begin in late 2010.
(Associated Press) Bill Gates has agreed to buy the United States. After intense negotiations between Gates and representatives of the Bush administration over the past 48 hours, the Microsoft founder indicated his intention to purchase the U.S. for a sum of $63.7 billion. Gates will cover all of the nation's debts, pay off every mortgage that is in jeopardy, and subsidize any U.S. financial institution, private or public, that is in danger of failing. "It's the least I can do," Gates commented at a press conference. "At times like these, those of us who are greedy and smart should reach out a helping hand to those who are greedy and stupid."
In January 2009 the country will be renamed the United Gates of America. The process of implanting MS Word software into the brains of all newborns is scheduled to begin in late 2010.
posted by Mike | 8:50 AM
4 Comments:
Oh Goodness! Does this mean that the nuclear codes will be hacked into by a 12 yuear old with an Ipod???
Alex
I meant "year"- spelling is not my forte!
Yep, this is you, all right.
How are you, Dr. Mike?
Dave Garofalo
grin grin indeed
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