PALIN ADMITS THAT PREGNANT DAUGHTER IS LEAST OF HER PROBLEMS

(Associated Press) The slipshod vetting of Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin claimed another headline today, when it was revealed that the Alaska Governor, operating under the alias "Trng Vn Dnh," had tortured John McCain when he was a POW in North Vietnam. Palin worked as a Viet Cong interrogator for 8 years during the war, at which time she was also the lover of Jane Fonda. In English, Trng Vn Dnh translates as "Devil Woman with No Vowels."