McCAIN NAMES "COFFIN" CABINET

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Republican nominee John McCain said in an interview aired on Sunday that he would bring Democrats into his Cabinet and administration in order to change the political atmosphere in Washington (no joke). When asked to identify possible candidates, he immediately mentioned Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, and Joe Lieberman. "But three of those four are deceased," observed interviewer Tom Brokaw. "There you go again, playing the death card," McCain quickly responded before nodding off.