GLOBALIZATION: UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

Here's what I discovered when I undressed for bed tonight (no joke):

• My Rockport shoes come from Indonesia
• My Sears shirt was "assembled" in Honduras
• My Hanes tee shirt was also assembled in Honduras
• My Haggar slacks were made in the Dominican Republic
• My Hanes underpants hail from Pakistan
• My Champion sweatshirt was manufactured in Mexico
• The L.L. Bean slippers I just put on are from China
• And the Tropicana orange juice I urinated into the toilet a few minutes ago comes from Brazil

Unfortunately, there's no label on my socks.