YOU'RE STILL THE MAN, JACK
Kiefer Sutherland, star of the Fox TV hit 24, was arrested this past Tuesday in West Los Angeles for misdemeanor drunken driving (no joke). As he was being transported to police headquarters, Sutherland assumed the identity of CTU agent Jack Bauer and disarmed the arresting officer. He attached the officer's genitals to the jumper cables of the police cruiser, and forced him to confess to viewing child pornography, voting for George W. Bush in 2000, and kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.
Kiefer Sutherland, star of the Fox TV hit 24, was arrested this past Tuesday in West Los Angeles for misdemeanor drunken driving (no joke). As he was being transported to police headquarters, Sutherland assumed the identity of CTU agent Jack Bauer and disarmed the arresting officer. He attached the officer's genitals to the jumper cables of the police cruiser, and forced him to confess to viewing child pornography, voting for George W. Bush in 2000, and kidnapping the Lindbergh baby.
posted by Mike | 8:37 PM
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