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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

VICK, BONDS, AND JUSTICE IN THE GREEN MOUNTAIN STATE

Yesterday afternoon, in Montpelier, Vermont, a jury of 7 men and 5 women convicted Atlanta Falcons quarterback and dog fancier Michael Vick of being "a hellacious jerk and a raging a-hole."

When reporters asked presiding judge Quentin Cafferty to explain what jurisdiction his court had over the Vick case, he responded, "The jury had some free time after it found Bobby Bonds guilty this morning of being a petulant whiny-boy with a drug problem. You got a problem with that?"

None at all, Judge Cafferty, none at all.

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