JUST TO BE SAFE, DON'T BUY THE LEMON FLAVOR

In a strongly worded statement issued on Friday, the Nestle Waters Company of North America unequivocally denied allegations that its signature product, Poland Spring Natural Spring Water, is a mixture of cat urine and ammonia. Fox News had broadcast the accusation on Thursday morning in an interview with "Bobcat Billy," a homeless man temporarily residing in a laundromat dryer in Topeka, Kansas.