NARA HONORS GLENN BECK
NARA, the National Association for the Recognition of A**holes, has awarded FOX Network commentator Glenn Beck its 2009 Man of the Year Award. "Mr. Beck is richly deserving of this honor," announced NARA spokesman Gretchen Kaufman. "He thinks like an a**hole, he talks like an a**hole, and he has that sphincter-like physical appearance that only a true a**hole can achieve. The vote of the Governing Board was unanimous, and there's no reason to believe that Mr. Beck won't be voted our Man of the Year again in 2010. He is, quite simply, the quintessential a**hole."
NARA, the National Association for the Recognition of A**holes, has awarded FOX Network commentator Glenn Beck its 2009 Man of the Year Award. "Mr. Beck is richly deserving of this honor," announced NARA spokesman Gretchen Kaufman. "He thinks like an a**hole, he talks like an a**hole, and he has that sphincter-like physical appearance that only a true a**hole can achieve. The vote of the Governing Board was unanimous, and there's no reason to believe that Mr. Beck won't be voted our Man of the Year again in 2010. He is, quite simply, the quintessential a**hole."
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