RESEARCHERS SUSPECT THAT THE KING OF POP ACCOUNTED FOR OVER 80% OF THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF THE JACKSON SIX

Michael Jackson's brothers -- Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, Randy, and Jackie -- will appear in a reality series debuting on the A&E network in December (no joke). The first episode, entitled "Tito, Explain to Me Why Anyone Would be Dumb Enough to Watch This?" will focus on the reaction of the Jackson parents when they learn of the brothers' plan to film a reality series.