OBAMA TO BENEDICT: "IN YOUR FACE!!!"
Vatican sources revealed today that Pope Benedict XVI suffered a separated shoulder when Barack Obama executed a reverse slam-dunk over the hapless Pontiff during a one-on-one basketball game during the President's visit to Rome last week. Benedict finished the game despite the injury, losing 30-4. Cardinal Silvatore Pannini, speaking for the Vatican, noted that while Obama played in gym shorts and a tee shirt, the Pope was dressed in the same bulky vestments he typically wears when celebrating High Mass on Easter Sunday. "The Holy Father had no chance," Pannini observed. "In that outfit he had on, our beloved Benedict was sweating like a 300-pound grandmother laboring over a hot stove on the 10th floor of an un-air-conditioned apartment in Naples. It's a miracle he didn't die."
Vatican sources revealed today that Pope Benedict XVI suffered a separated shoulder when Barack Obama executed a reverse slam-dunk over the hapless Pontiff during a one-on-one basketball game during the President's visit to Rome last week. Benedict finished the game despite the injury, losing 30-4. Cardinal Silvatore Pannini, speaking for the Vatican, noted that while Obama played in gym shorts and a tee shirt, the Pope was dressed in the same bulky vestments he typically wears when celebrating High Mass on Easter Sunday. "The Holy Father had no chance," Pannini observed. "In that outfit he had on, our beloved Benedict was sweating like a 300-pound grandmother laboring over a hot stove on the 10th floor of an un-air-conditioned apartment in Naples. It's a miracle he didn't die."
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