SONIA HITS NOTHING BUT NET

At her Senate confirmation hearing on Tuesday, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor clarified her controversial 2001 statement about Hispanic wisdom. "I did NOT claim that a wise Latina woman would reach a better conclusion than a white male, " Sotomayor asserted. "What I said was that a dumb-ass Latina 15-year-old could out-think George Bush." Republican Senator Lindsey Graham thanked Sotomayor for the clarification, noting that, "Darlin', you'll get no argument from me."