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Monday, May 25, 2009

STANFORD: WOULD GOD GET IN?

Stanford's admission rate for freshmen hit a record low this year (7.6%), with only 2,300 candidates for the fall of 2009 accepted from 30,428 applicants (no joke). Dean of Admissions Richard Shaw was ecstatic, noting that "We've crushed the dreams of an incredible number of young people this spring, and we're proud of that. But we want to do even better; our goal is to admit no one next year. We are just too damn good. Nobody deserves Stanford. Let 'em go to Yale."

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