DOGS, CATS DIVIDED OVER VICK
Michael Vick was released from prison on Wednesday (no joke). Dog Nation, the largest organization in the U.S. composed entirely of canines, expressed outrage. "The man is a torturer and a murderer," woofed Rusty, " a German shepherd who serves as Dog Nation's press secretary. "He should be serving a life sentence." This sentiment was not shared by Cat Power, a feline advocacy group of stray cats in the Northeast. "Vick was railroaded," claimed One-Eye, the group's Minister of War. "If a dog has electric shocks applied to his testicles, he must have done something to deserve it."
Michael Vick was released from prison on Wednesday (no joke). Dog Nation, the largest organization in the U.S. composed entirely of canines, expressed outrage. "The man is a torturer and a murderer," woofed Rusty, " a German shepherd who serves as Dog Nation's press secretary. "He should be serving a life sentence." This sentiment was not shared by Cat Power, a feline advocacy group of stray cats in the Northeast. "Vick was railroaded," claimed One-Eye, the group's Minister of War. "If a dog has electric shocks applied to his testicles, he must have done something to deserve it."
posted by Mike | 8:53 PM
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At least he didn't waterboard them.
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