BUT YOU CAN GET A HOT DOG FOR ONLY $25

The New York Yankees are charging between $500 and $2,625 per ticket for seats in certain sections of the new Yankee Stadium (no joke). When asked by a Daily News reporter if these high prices were motivated primarily by "mind-numbing greed," Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman responded, "only partly; the arrogance of unrestrained avarice also plays a role. And don't forget, we're total assholes."