GOD DENIES SNUBBING OBAMA AT COMMENCEMENT
For the first time in nearly 20 years, God did not attend graduation ceremonies at the University of Notre Dame. "It had nothing to do with Obama," the Supreme Being announced at a press conference. "My great-granddaughter Fran was getting her master's degree in Sacred Cuisine from Oral Roberts University, so I was in Tulsa, Oklahoma all weekend. Boy, what a pit that place is! I must have been stoned when I created it."
For the first time in nearly 20 years, God did not attend graduation ceremonies at the University of Notre Dame. "It had nothing to do with Obama," the Supreme Being announced at a press conference. "My great-granddaughter Fran was getting her master's degree in Sacred Cuisine from Oral Roberts University, so I was in Tulsa, Oklahoma all weekend. Boy, what a pit that place is! I must have been stoned when I created it."
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