A BRIEF HISTORY OF GOD
53% of Americans change their religion at least once during their lifetime, according to a study sponsored by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life (no joke). Commenting on the finding, God acknowledged that He has changed faiths three times during His eternal existence. "I started out as a Christian Scientist, but those people are beyond crazy. Then I became a Seventh Day Adventist, but they're nuttier than a bathtub full of pistachios. I was a Hassidic Jew for four months, but that was a trip to absolute Wacko-Land; I have NEVER said that eating a BLT sandwich is sinful. Where do they get these ideas, anyway? For the last 5 years I've been a Presbyterian. It's boring, and their hymns put me to sleep, but I can eat what I want."
53% of Americans change their religion at least once during their lifetime, according to a study sponsored by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life (no joke). Commenting on the finding, God acknowledged that He has changed faiths three times during His eternal existence. "I started out as a Christian Scientist, but those people are beyond crazy. Then I became a Seventh Day Adventist, but they're nuttier than a bathtub full of pistachios. I was a Hassidic Jew for four months, but that was a trip to absolute Wacko-Land; I have NEVER said that eating a BLT sandwich is sinful. Where do they get these ideas, anyway? For the last 5 years I've been a Presbyterian. It's boring, and their hymns put me to sleep, but I can eat what I want."
posted by Mike | 8:56 PM
1 Comments:
You mean he's never been Catholic? The pope will be upset.
Alex
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