GIMME THAT OL' TIME RELIGION!
HarperCollins Publishers has released The Green Bible, a bible that highlights in forest green more than 1,000 verses related to nature (no joke). In 2010, Penthouse Magazine will publish The Burning Embers Bible, in which all passages dealing with sex will be italicized in fire engine red. In 2011, Hustler Magazine will debut The Deep Crimson Scriptures, consisting entirely of depictions of sex acts between consenting Biblical figures. And 2012 will welcome the first issue of National Geographic's Illustrated HotMama, featuring line drawings of David and Bathsheba playing "Twirl My Propeller" in a Jacuzzi filled with tapioca.
HarperCollins Publishers has released The Green Bible, a bible that highlights in forest green more than 1,000 verses related to nature (no joke). In 2010, Penthouse Magazine will publish The Burning Embers Bible, in which all passages dealing with sex will be italicized in fire engine red. In 2011, Hustler Magazine will debut The Deep Crimson Scriptures, consisting entirely of depictions of sex acts between consenting Biblical figures. And 2012 will welcome the first issue of National Geographic's Illustrated HotMama, featuring line drawings of David and Bathsheba playing "Twirl My Propeller" in a Jacuzzi filled with tapioca.
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