WHITES, UNITE! AND WE MEAN THAT LITERALLY
White people will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042, according to new government projections (no joke). When informed of this news, former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a Mormon, volunteered to inseminate every white woman in Utah over the next 5 years. In comments delivered at a hastily called press conference in Salt Lake City, Romney told reporters that he hoped his announcement would spur a nationwide, bipartisan effort on behalf of Caucasian reproduction. "Both Bill Clinton and Elliot Spitzer called me this morning to offer their active support," Romney remarked. "We can turn this trend around. I know we can!"
White people will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042, according to new government projections (no joke). When informed of this news, former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a Mormon, volunteered to inseminate every white woman in Utah over the next 5 years. In comments delivered at a hastily called press conference in Salt Lake City, Romney told reporters that he hoped his announcement would spur a nationwide, bipartisan effort on behalf of Caucasian reproduction. "Both Bill Clinton and Elliot Spitzer called me this morning to offer their active support," Romney remarked. "We can turn this trend around. I know we can!"
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