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Monday, August 11, 2008

BUSH TRAVELS TO ATLANTA, PROMISES TO PROTECT GEORGIA

(Associated Press) President George W. Bush, standing in front of Coca-Cola's world headquarters in Atlanta on Monday, used harsh language to condemn Russia for its military intervention in Georgia. "We will not allow Putin and his henchmen to occupy one of our proudest Southern states," Bush announced to a crowd of approximately 75 somewhat puzzled Coca-Cola employees. "U.S. troops are on their way from Savannah at this very moment, and I guarantee you that there will no burning of Atlanta on my watch as President." Scattered applause greeted the President's comments, coming mainly from a small group of crack addicts on their way home from a day-treatment program.

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