BE SURE TO GRAB A SEAT CLOSE TO THE STAGE
Getting a jump on the Democratic and Republican conventions this summer, the first full day of Al-Qaida's annual Suicide Bombers Conference in Vienna ended tragically this evening when nobody died. Conference spokesman Hakeed-Heekad-Hukaderoo apologized to all who came to the plenary session expecting to see a demonstration by the Baghdad Ladies Auxiliary of the latest in self-immolation technology. "Tomorrow will be a better day," Hakeed promised. "There will be much burning and charring and searing of human flesh. Bring a friend, or better yet, bring an enemy. You won't go home disappointed. In fact, if things go well, you won't go home at all!"
PLEASE NOTE: Grin will be on vacation until August 6th. You're on your own for the next 13 days.
Getting a jump on the Democratic and Republican conventions this summer, the first full day of Al-Qaida's annual Suicide Bombers Conference in Vienna ended tragically this evening when nobody died. Conference spokesman Hakeed-Heekad-Hukaderoo apologized to all who came to the plenary session expecting to see a demonstration by the Baghdad Ladies Auxiliary of the latest in self-immolation technology. "Tomorrow will be a better day," Hakeed promised. "There will be much burning and charring and searing of human flesh. Bring a friend, or better yet, bring an enemy. You won't go home disappointed. In fact, if things go well, you won't go home at all!"
PLEASE NOTE: Grin will be on vacation until August 6th. You're on your own for the next 13 days.
posted by Mike | 10:57 PM
1 Comments:
Grin will be on vacation until August 6th. You're on your own for the next 13 days..... do you really have to? There are internet cafes everywhere (EVERYWHERE), no need to stop writing!
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